you know that quiet girl in class?
yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr
Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh
this video was a ride from start to finish
This officially the best video i have ever seen
local gay couple judges saturday morning runners
if i ever dont reblog this assume im dead
My dad was kinda disappointed in Frozen because he was totally expecting Hans to rip off his gloves in the last part of the movie and have fire powers.
but could you imagine how cool that would be?? Then Elsa and Hans could duel it out with magic
His red hair was apparently what made my dad start thinking that. And Southern Isles, you know, where it’s supposed to be warmer.
your dad should have written frozen
I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.
Can we all agree to make the new ship name for cecilos “Scientifically Speaking”
HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.
See I left my mother’s arms
See I left my father’s home
And I fell into a well of hope
I’m carrying my heart but it’s made of stone
Song of the day. Figured I’d leave it ‘til the end. Remember: the world is dark, and life is hard. We could all use a little more love.
Goodnight, listeners. Sleep well.
extremely slight jily au (basically their relationship starts a year earlier than canon).
derived from the prompt “Sexually?” on the Musical Chairs Challenge at hpfc. do not ask how i made that prompt sad.
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science