[brushes your hair] hey
[bakes you cookies] hey guess what
[kisses ur cheek] ur very special and important and i love you
when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up
it’s never a bad time for anal
'I was gonna reblog that but that stupid fucking caption you added is annoying and I'm on mobile so I can't delete it but I'm not encouraging that behavior so I won't reblog it at all' the musical
you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.
"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "
i thought this was me at first and i was really confused
thIS WAS A POST ABOUT BRA STRAPS
“Bros before does?” Sirius pleaded.