Hello, I am Brigid and I love hanging out with the ragtag group of people I call friends.
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown
*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today
never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
- the ones who were simply born that way
- the ones who became that way through abuse
- the ones whose sexual orientation shifted that way over the years
- the ones who like sex
- the ones who think sex is icky
- the ones who are repulsed by sex
- the ones who couldn’t care less about sex
- the ones who have no sex drive
- the ones who have a fully active sex drive
all of them
every single one
My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically
Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there
Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I can’t breathe
Top 5 sex positions
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when u forget ur on post limit and u try to reblog something
bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes