The Girl with the Book in Her Hand

Hello, I am Brigid and I love hanging out with the ragtag group of people I call friends.

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor, via waluiqi)

jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

(via waluiqi)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

(via waluiqi)

therealsuperpowerofteamwork:

embrace asexuals

  • the ones who were simply born that way
  • the ones who became that way through abuse
  • the ones whose sexual orientation shifted that way over the years
  • the ones who like sex
  • the ones who think sex is icky
  • the ones who are repulsed by sex
  • the ones who couldn’t care less about sex
  • the ones who have no sex drive
  • the ones who have a fully active sex drive

embrace asexuals

all of them

every single one

(via waluiqi)

incision:

Trying to stay awake in a boring class

image

accurate

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

(via phantomofthenightclub)

lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

(via phantomofthenightclub)

the-chandelier-swing:

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(via theimpossiblegirl17)

liquidglue:

when u forget ur on post limit and u try to reblog something

image

(Source: liquidglue, via phantomofthenightclub)

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

(via handjob)

sniffing:

showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns

(via handjob)

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